Name: Wet Cowboy
Duration: P00H04M16S
Description: based on a true story about a tresspassing, soaking wet, gun toting, cowboy trucker that we defeated with pure riffage at band practice one day.

Wet Cowboy

from Ivory Handled Southern Charm by Barren Planet

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based on a true story about a tresspassing, soaking wet, gun toting, cowboy trucker that we defeated with pure riffage at band practice one day.

lyrics

CASTING A LONG DAMP SHADOW
AS THREATENING AS A WET SACK
DRIPPING SARCASM AND DRUNKEN VERBS
HE SLOSHED AWAY BUT HE`LL BE BACK
THEM SPURS, THEY A`JANGLIN
BENEATH A WIDE BRIM STETSON HAT
HE CAME TO LAY DOWN THE LAW!
WITH A 6GUN AT HIS BACK

GUN BELT! ASKEW!
TAILORED TIGHT WALL PAPER PRINT
IVORY HANDLE, SOUTHERN CHARM HIS
FINGERS DANCE, HIS EYES WERE SLITS
PLAY! SAID I`LL SIT THERE AND WATCH !
SIPPING FAILED INTIMIDATION
LIKE A BETTER MAN WOULD SCOTCH

HE ASKED “YOU BOYS CONSTABLES?”
HIS POOL WET CHEST, LEFT BARE
SLURRED SPEECH, UNSTOPPABLE
DRUNK, SUNBURNT AND LEFT FOR DEAD
EYES LOCKED ON A DRIPPING WET COWBOY
WHILE DAVE STARED A HOLE IN HIS BACK
DAVE CAME TO LAY DOWN THE LAW
WITH THE WHOLE CREW AT HIS BACK